Saturday, October 27, 2012

29 Great Things I Did on My 29th


29. Spent a half day of my birthday in Cambodia and the other half in Vietnam

28. Wore my pretty yellow dress

27. Made friends with a pretty 21-year-old Vietnamese girl who is married to a 67-year-old Singaporean

26. Bought a Cambodian newspaper.

25. Went down the bus to have a good view of the Mekong river

24. Took random pictures with/of the locals
 

23. Ate bread for lunch

22. Slept open mouthed in the bus
21. Accepted a birthday gift of staying in a hotel (for free) with strangers I met at the airport

20. Wasted taxi money just looking for the address of Saigon Toastmasters

19. Went to KMS Toastmasters instead (I got the right address on this one)

18. Came in very late for a Toastmasters meeting

17. Gave a Table Topic speech on my favorite fairy tale (I appreciate the hearty applause)

16. Made friends with the KMS Toastmasters members

15. Attended a church service in Vietnamese
14. Allowed myself to cry during the mass
13. Sang the Vietnamese church songs
12. Took pictures of the one of a kind pieta and cried some more

11. Prayed the rosary in Notre Dame Cathedral

10. Made my 29 year-old resolutions

9. Walked my way back to the hotel
8. Asked random people the way to the hotel

7. Took pictures of signboards with the word 'Van' on it.

6. Ate a soupless pho for dinner

5. Walked, walked, and walked some more

4. Allowed myself to get lost

3. Didn't buy anything as a birthday gift for myself

2. Replied to my FB birthday greetings
1. Wrote this post even if tired and sleepy

Lord, it feels good to be alive!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

The Best Mousetrap in the Market



Refer to the last sentence of this entry before you continue. 


I have a confession to make; I take pleasure in catching mice... and in killing them. Before disposing their tiny hairy lifeless bodies, I take delight in torturing them first.

Helplessly swimming in this gluey riverbed,
We kick and we paddle, but our bodies are as heavy as lead.

This masochistic habit of mine started in 2010 just when I started this blog; thus, the header "Ratkillah." I have so far killed a total of more or less 30 mice since then. I lost count when I threw my 20th mouse in the bin. To cradle my newborn passion for mice destruction, I've since used the brand Pest Off! Glue Board.

Come hither, mousey...

Once a mouse gets in the glue board, it is doomed. The glue easily sticks on its fur and because of its miniscule brain, it tries to struggle. The more it struggles, the stickier it becomes. Consequently, it slathers glue all over its body. That's the time I torture my helpless victim. My favorite persecuting technique is banging the board up and down because the now dizzy swimmer squeaks and squeals in all its glory. It sounds like that whatchamacallit toy that makes a sound everytime you squeeze it. 

Every box has four glue boards

It's not messy, too! 

I think this is the most disgusting post I have written here. Read at your own risk!

Monday, October 8, 2012

Beary Happy

Another bear was given to me today. Thank you beary much, EMO boys and girls. Joy, the blue bear appreciates the company. 

I heart EMO!

Saturday, October 6, 2012

A Martian's Gift


One day, I received a gift all the way from Mars.


I was so excited, so I hurriedly got rid of the lock and the adhesives.


Surprise, surprise! A bear! A blue, flurry bear!


Her name's Joy FYI. That's what her shirt says. Anyway, she was so tired from the travel, so we decided to have some tea.


She asked me if we could take a walk so I said, "Sure!"


Bears can be so lazy, so I decided to carry her on my shoulders (she's my sister, she ain't heavy).


She said she was sent by the Martians to remind me that I am loved.



I said oh, isn't that sweet! So I gave her a hug


And a kiss


And we lived happily ever after!

Credits:
Thank you, dear Martians for the Teachers' Day gift. 
Thank you, Sir Obed Joy Gaitan for being kind enough to take the photos and for choreographing this whole set-up.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Twelve Things That Great English Teachers Do

By Geoff Barton

I'm no academic. I'm not hot on action research. So you must take what follows as purely personal. But based on watching lots of teachers teaching English, here's my instinctive list of twelve randomly-listed ingredients which make good English teachers into great English teachers.

1. Great English teachers are passionate. They're passionate about many things - books, literature, theatre, their classes, film, wine. They're people to be reckoned with, people with opinions, people you can't ignore. They're people who students want to listen to and ask questions of. Whatever their age, these teachers are still relevant to their students' lives.

2. Great English teachers are text maniacs. They're always reading something. They'd never say they don't have time to read anything anymore because of the weight of marking. They couldn't live if they didn't read. When students are reading in lessons, these teachers will usually be reading. They'll talk to students about what they're currently reading. They'll divert the course of an entire lesson because of something they read last night in bed. They exemplify the relevance of written texts in life: they don't just quack the rhetoric of being seen reading: they actually can't avoid doing it.

3. Great English teachers work too hard. They write out advice-sheets for their classes, sample essays, give detailed feedback, write plays, direct, take coachloads of kids to the theatre. If they look like they're not working hard, you're being conned.

4. Great English teachers don't pretend to know all the answers. They relish being asked questions they can't answer because it gives them something to find out. They exemplify real learning - open-ended, messy, unpredictable, ongoing learning.

5. Great English teachers love individualism. They relish the eccentrics in a class - the naughty ones as well as the paragons. The naughty ones will often only behave for these teachers. These teachers have something individual to say to each student. They call them out and talk about their work one-to-one. They say when they're disappointed about something a student has done, but mostly they celebrate success - not in some phoney saccharine way, but through sheer enthusiasm for a job well done. Students know when a teacher really knows them: a great English teacher invariably does. You only have to note the way ex-students send cards or make visits to be reminded that great English teachers change people for life.

6. Great English teachers balance spontaneity with structure. Their lessons can feel hugely creative and unpredictable. Yet they fit into an overall developmental pattern. A student will know where she's heading, what she needs to work on to improve, where the half-term's lessons are heading. And yet it will all feel so fluid, so unforced, so natural. This is the great English teacher's gift.

7. Great English teachers are risk-takers. They have their own favorite texts but they frequently try out new finds. They're not afraid to use a grammar or punctuation exercise if that's what's going to clarify the thinking of the class. But chiefly they use texts to excite and challenge young minds, even when they know that the texts may be a little high level. It's a sign of their self-confidence, of their high expectations. They mix idealism and pragmatism. They have high ideals about students gaining a love of literature and a relish for the infinite complexity of language. But they're happy to read Joby, and to simplify language to a series of accessible rules if that will help their students' progress.

8. Great English teachers love the process of teaching: they like its creative opportunities. They like listening to students talking, like watching their drama, reading their stories. They may complain that they don't, and that they'd had enough, but, deep down, it's what drives them - a love of the intangible processes of the classroom.

9. Great English teachers are undervalued. They should be showing teachers in all subjects how to teach - how to build students' confidence, how to structure lessons, how to assess skills and knowledge humanely and precisely. They should be our first choice of mentors, watching fledgling teachers and helping shape their skills. Great English teachers are great teachers per se and schools should recognise this more.

10. Great English teachers have a powerful emotional impact. You walk out of their lessons feeling you can do things - can read better, write better, think better, learn better. The world seems a bigger challenge but we suddenly feel up to it. Great English teachers nourish our heroism.

11. Great English teachers get nervous on the day of the exam results. They don't need to, but they do. It's a sign of their concern that their students should do well in exams, as well as enjoy their subject. It's also a sign of their accountability: great English teachers don't automatically blame their students if a result is disappointing: they live the exams along with their students.

12. Great English teachers are more important than they realise. They teach the most important skills within the most important subject. They remind us of the power of language and the delights of literature. They help students to mediate a bewilderingly complex world, standing for certain values - for the confidence to ask questions, for the security of knowing that there aren't always simple answers, for being prepared to argue your case, and doing so in a style that is powerfully appropriate. Great English teachers do all this and more. They have an impact beyond their knowledge, influencing generations of young people. They're the reason many of us are ourselves English teachers. They are, quite simply, great teachers in an age when teachers are almost automatically disparaged. We owe them a great deal -- not least, our gratitude.