Don't you just love semicolons? It's a cross between the Zen-like meditation of a period and the Lamaze-like breathing of a comma: relaxed, peaceful and therapeutic.
It's a punctuation that asks you to take a longer pause and to calmly separate your thoughts from each other. It reminds us to take our time and choose our words and sentences carefully. It does not allow us to jump from one thought to another the way a comma would tell us to, or to keep on enumerating our thoughts (in jagged breaths) the way a colon would ask us to.
Also, a semi-colon looks sexier than any of the punctuations. Who wants to have the ghastly vampire bite of a colon, the tearful pauses of a comma, the condescending and selfish attitude of an apostrophe, the hyper jumps of the of an exclamation mark, and the drunk and incoherent garble of the ellipsis? The semicolon is even a perfect balance between the Yin and the Yang, if you get my point (thank you, Freud).
If the punctuations were in a classroom, semicolon would be an exceptional student. Why? She (I'd like her to be a strong female) is the ever meticulous writer carefully drafting her compositions and the cautious math whiz slowly solving her equations. She'll be a varsity player of the volleyball team and her eloquence will land her on a spot on the debate team. I bet she'll even be crowned as the Prom Queen what with her glamorous looks and star quality.
Know what I think? I think we should set aside a day in actual homage of this humble punctuation. We'll call it Semicolon Day, of course. It's going to fall somewhere in June because it's the middle of the year and semicolon is one balancing-act punctuation.
On Semicolon Day, people will be required to put on their best suits and dresses, and everyone MUST bring with them their sunny dispositions. Frowning will be a big no-no. People's conversations all throughout the day will be punctuated by semicolons:
"This is one lovely day; thus, I won't allow it to be ruined by the spilled coffee, by the traffic on my way to work, or by my grumpy boss."
"I hope everyone gets a bit of sunshine this Semicolon Day; a smile from me will definitely brighten up their day." (Flashes a smile to a passing stranger)
And everyone will flash their smiles to every person they meet and people will wonder why it can't be Semicolon Day everyday.
So you see, semicolons should be given the attention it rightly deserves. I think it's high time that semicolons come out of the shadows of colon, comma, and period. Semicolons deserve to make a mark, too and what a sexy mark they would leave!
Monday, May 20, 2013
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Summer Class 2013
I was at first hesitant to accept the subject, Children's Literature load this summer because I wanted to just read and write and sleep for the entire break, but it turned out to be one of the best summer classes I've handled so far. Instead of focusing on Western children's literature, I gave extra attention to Philippine children's literature which I believe was more fun and rewarding, not to mention nationalistic.
These are some of the pictures from the Literary Press Conference that served as their final exam. They gave such an impressive performance. The pictures are scanned from their documentation scrapbook that's why they're quite tiny.
These are some of the pictures from the Literary Press Conference that served as their final exam. They gave such an impressive performance. The pictures are scanned from their documentation scrapbook that's why they're quite tiny.
Literary Press Conference (Philippine literary characters only)
Maria Clara and Si Malakas at Si Maganda
A Surprise Guest! Sir Jan Raymond Cabangal, one of my first STs.
A bevy of characters
Clockwise: Lam-ang, Filemon Mamon, Lola Basyang, Darna, Bathala and Pinya
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Psych Me Up
I started my Ph.D degree last 2010 but I haven't checked any of my grades so far. I just checked them awhile ago and I was so happy that I got a flat 1.0 in my Abnormal Psychology! It gave me an extra boost to finish this degree. After I checked my grades, one of my teachers/colleagues called to inform me that she'll give me a Psychology 101 load this first semester. I'm floating somewhere in the clouds now. I can't wait! I'm going to handle two of my passions - Psychology and Literature this schoolyear 2013. I won't fail my teacher. I'll do my best, oh yes, I will.
Six Degrees of Separation
The American band The Script gave a new take on Frigyes Karinthy's theory of Six Degrees of Separation by categorizing it as a break-up song. Originally, the theory says that everyone and everything is six or fewer steps away, by way of introduction from any other person in the world so that a chain of "a friend of a friend" statements can be made to connect any two people in a maximum of six steps (Wikepedia). Ever wonder how you and your new Facebook friend has at least one or more mutual friend? The Six Degrees of Separation explains that.
The Script on the other hand used it as the six steps of getting separated from one's lover after a break-up. This song speaks true of what happens in most break-ups. Just listen to the song in this link: The Script's Six Degrees of Separation. Enjoy!
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
It's All in the Graveyard
My aunt once told me that praises and criticisms don't do anything to you. She told me this after a colleague whom I thought all these years was an angel, gave me such a whipping of nasty criticisms during the day of the Prom that its stinging venom left me weak and dazed weeks after the cotillion and all the JS brouhaha had already long gone.
My aunt's remark surprised me. She is, after all a psychologist and my own studies of the human psyche led me to believe that praise can actually do a lot of things to the ego. The same is true with criticisms.
I guess now I understand what she means. If we know ourselves well enough, I don't think we need praises from others nor criticisms. If we know where we're standing and and evaluate our own strengths and weaknesses, then we don't need validation from others.
What I picture out is a balloon. When there's no air inside it, it's lifeless, shrunken, and wrinkled. It will never give joy to anyone who holds it. When we criticize someone, they become like this kind of balloon. That is because they allow one needle of criticism to poke through it. On the other hand, if you're full of air, there's a big possibility that you'll fly away and forget that you're not supposed to be up there in the clouds. Praises can do this to you.
I think the key here is balance and a good dose of self-knowledge. If I know myself enough, I don't have to feel bad when criticized nor feel extreme bliss when praised. See, I don't need to be a balloon because I can just be myself.
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I finished Neil Gaiman's the Graveyard Book tonight and the ending made me a wee bit sad. I was surprised that the author is a Newbery awardee!
"Face your life
Its pain, its pleasure,
Leave no path untaken."
This book's trying to tell me something about praises and criticisms in some way. Special thanks to my sweet little sister in Christ, Gabby Moralidad for lending me her book.
My aunt's remark surprised me. She is, after all a psychologist and my own studies of the human psyche led me to believe that praise can actually do a lot of things to the ego. The same is true with criticisms.
I guess now I understand what she means. If we know ourselves well enough, I don't think we need praises from others nor criticisms. If we know where we're standing and and evaluate our own strengths and weaknesses, then we don't need validation from others.
What I picture out is a balloon. When there's no air inside it, it's lifeless, shrunken, and wrinkled. It will never give joy to anyone who holds it. When we criticize someone, they become like this kind of balloon. That is because they allow one needle of criticism to poke through it. On the other hand, if you're full of air, there's a big possibility that you'll fly away and forget that you're not supposed to be up there in the clouds. Praises can do this to you.
I think the key here is balance and a good dose of self-knowledge. If I know myself enough, I don't have to feel bad when criticized nor feel extreme bliss when praised. See, I don't need to be a balloon because I can just be myself.
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I finished Neil Gaiman's the Graveyard Book tonight and the ending made me a wee bit sad. I was surprised that the author is a Newbery awardee!
"Face your life
Its pain, its pleasure,
Leave no path untaken."
This book's trying to tell me something about praises and criticisms in some way. Special thanks to my sweet little sister in Christ, Gabby Moralidad for lending me her book.
Monday, April 15, 2013
Globe Telecom Technician Incident Report
April 15, 2013
THE MANAGER
Globe Telecom, Inc.
SM City
Mandurriao, Iloilo City
Dear Sir:
Greetings!
I would like to address my concern regarding one of your technicians
whose ill-manners and unpleasant attitude have marred my perception towards
Globe Telecom employees, specifically towards the Internet technicians.
I am saddened that I was not able to get his complete name, but I am
sure that you have a complete record of your employees and the clients that
they had catered to. He is about 5’2 in height, medium-built, probably in his
40’s, and has a distinct skin allergy on his hand (I cannot remember if it’s
left or right). If I will be shown his picture, I will definitely recognize him
right away.
This technician has offended me on two separate occasions.
The first time was May of last of year (I can no longer remember the
exact date, but I trust you have a record of it) when I had my Internet
connected. My landlord did not allow him to connect the cables to my room
through a shorter route; thus, he needed about two more meters of cable, more
than that of what is supposed to be the required length mandated by the
company. He told me that I will be charged for the extra cable and it will
appear in my bill the next month.
I did not expect the extra payment so I asked a friend who used to work
in Globe and he told me that there is no payment for anything else.
With that answer from my friend, I asked the technician if he can give
me an approximate amount. He replied that it’s going to be quite expensive,
that is of course, if he is going to report it. He gave me another option. He
will not report the extra cable and all I have to do is give him an amount and
I’ll be off the hook. I asked again how much I’ll be giving him. He said ‘biskan pila lang da ihatag mo a.’
At this point, I knew that the technician’s simply fishing for a tip,
so I played along with his game. I said I’ll give him money for his troubles. But
I was greatly irritated by his manners because even if he didn’t mention
anything about an extra payment, I would still give him a tip.
When they were done with the connection, I handed him a plastic of
fruits (freshly-picked tambis), but
he condescendingly refused by saying, ‘Indi
na a.’ His younger assistant, however appreciatively got the fruits from me
and said thank you. When I gave him my ‘tip’ of P200.00, he pocketed it
straight away without looking back.
That was my first encounter of this rude technician.
The second time was last April 6, 2013. I didn’t have an Internet
connection for two days and he was once again the one who facilitated the
connection. This time he had a different assistant.
After checking my modem, they went out and came back after about 20
minutes. He asked if I had load because he didn’t have load anymore and he
still needed to call somebody in the office. I said I didn’t have enough load
for a phone call. He replied that he’s just going to text. Thinking that he
needed to communicate with someone regarding my connection, I reluctantly gave
him my cellphone but I ended up texting for him because his assistant didn’t
know how to type through touchscreen. His text went something like this (it’s
quite hazy in my memory now): Tawgi na si
Manok or Patawga na si Manok.
When the connection was ok and when they were bidding their goodbyes
already, I overheard him ask his assistant, “May
load ka da? Ma text ko.” His assistant gave him his phone. After a minute,
they came back to check my modem again. The rude technician was talking to somebody
on the phone. The assistant told me that somebody from Manila wanted to talk to
me. The caller was a woman who wanted to know the details of the connection.
One of the questions was, “Naka proper
uniform po ba ang mga technicians?” The assistant was in his proper uniform
while the rude one was not. He gave a thumbs-up sign to me and I resignedly
answered, “Opo, nakaproper uniform po
sila.”
Well, how could I say no? The loudspeaker was turned on and he could
hear our conversation. I felt that I owe him so I didn’t give him a negative
feedback. He’s not just rude, he’s also quite tricky.
With that, I believe that this technician deserves a disciplinary
action for the following reasons:
1. He demanded an extra payment from me even if it wasn’t stipulated in
any way that I will be paying extra for the connection. What he did was just
plain bribery.
2. I find it improper that he’ll use my phone. Why did he have to use
my ‘load’ by using my cellphone when his assistant also had a loaded cellphone?
(Feeling close?)
3. I believe that as a client, I need to give my feedbacks of the
service in private, free from influence of any kind. I find it improper that he
turned on the loudspeaker of his phone so he could eavesdrop over my feedbacks
and over the questions of the evaluator.
I wrote this letter because two incidents are enough for me to prove
that this man’s ill-manners do not give a positive image to your company. I
believe that I wasn’t his only victim. In fact, when I posted in my FB status
about the incident, two of my friends expressed the same sentiments about Globe
technicians (I like to believe that we encountered the same technician).
I hope that my letter be given a positive response and I also hope that
I’ll no longer encounter this kind of technician in the future.
Thank you in advance and more power to Globe Telecom, Inc.!
Truly yours,
VAN KRISTINE L. MENDOZA
Globe Subscriber
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